"When we got married I had no idea he would do something like this, he just said he was going to do some decorating."



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From - embarrasingly enough - the Daily Mail website.

"With Its ceiling frescos, gilded cherubs, marble pillars and chandelier, it has drawn admiring comparisons with the Palace of Versailles. Only the widescreen TV in the corner betrays the fact that this is no stately home or museum, but Dennis and Norma Nelems's two-bedroom retirement flat. Mr Nelems, 65, a former cabinet maker, has spent six years and £30,000 lovingly transforming the lounge of the apartment in Cleveleys, near Blackpool."

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Posted by sam at February 3, 2006 10:51 PM



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See at these moments, as an American, I can only think of the catch-all phrase: "Ah, the British."

Posted by: DC1974 on February 3, 2006 11:46 PM

Its the scale that makes it look so very odd. They look like giants.
Actually, I'm a little worried that its a British tradition in decline. All those makeover shows seem to have taken the edge off younger generations attitude towards their homes. Rather than democratic and liberating, its actually become a tyranny of taste. Though perhaps it will just take some time for newly modern, IKEAfied Britian to mutate this blander, contemporary design language into something just as strange. Lets hope!

Posted by: sam on February 6, 2006 9:34 PM

Marvellous - looks like Neuschwandstein on speed.
If the gentleman gest bored, he may wish to make it glow in the dark. If so, we would happily provide free luminescent paint from http://www.curtisium.info.
But hurry, it's either this or the Palazzo Grassi. We need to chose soon.
Art at its best.

Posted by: Mike Harrop on October 14, 2007 7:02 PM

Marvellous - looks like Neuschwandstein on speed.
If the gentleman gest bored, he may wish to make it glow in the dark. If so, we would happily provide free luminescent paint from http://www.curtisium.info.
But hurry, it's either this or the Palazzo Grassi. We need to chose soon.
Art at its best.

Posted by: Mike Harrop on October 14, 2007 7:02 PM

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