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Wondering In A Winterland. For those of us in the Northern Hemisphere, it's winter. Hold on. Let me rewind that glib phrase and start with the backstory: Think of the universe. Think all the time it has existed, and think of all the matter in it. Imagine it expanding and spinning. Think of the orbits of planets around the sun. Think of the light emitted from the sun falling on the surfaces of planets and moons. We pushed stones vertical on the Wiltshire plains to mark significant risings and settings of the sun: mid summer and mid winter. Significant because having a calendar meant agriculture could be managed. Perhaps they were also significant as part of a ritual attempting to bring back the life force of nature at the dead centre of winter. The reason we built things like Avebury and Stonehenge wasn't because we were at one with nature, but exactly the opposite: We couldn't understand it, we felt removed and alienated. These days, we are just as alienated. We've tried as hard as possible to equalise the inconveniences of seasonal difference. We can regulate internal temperatures and eat seasonal produce all year long. You can get a better tan indoors in January than on the beach in August. Technology shrinks winters discontents. It's harder to actually significantly experience winter. It's unlikely we'll miss it though. Even in the depths of a shopping mall, where the temperature stays constant all year round, cardboard snowflakes will hang from suspended ceilings. German markets will appear in lots of places that aren't Germany. Ice skating rinks will be erected in city squares. Fir trees will be put in places fir trees can't grow. Aerated plastic foam will be sprayed onto the windows of pubs and offices - simultaneously conjuring the ghosts of Dickensian christmas' and low grade graffiti (perhaps the decorative equivalent of Run DMCs 'Christmas in Hollis' - sample lyric: 'The rhymes you hear are the rhymes of Darryl's/But each and every year we bust Christmas carols'). There will be musak rattling with sleigh bells everywhere. If you wondered exactly where you were, you might guess a pagan Germanic forest with touches of the middle east and the north pole, enjoying some apres-ski, sometime between 1550 and 1850. All those wintry symbols have been handed down over thousands of years, from pagan to Christian to consumer. Their meanings and purposes submerged, subverted, hidden and hijacked till they form a cultural white noise: Ancient druid-magick fertility rights wired up to the mains. Tinsel recalls strings of ivy only made sparkling, diffuse, the glistening of frost abstracted to metallic sheen. Patterns recalling foliage have passed from pagan ritual to church and are now punched into film-thin novelty. Trees were once brought inside as a winter solstice offering. They were decorated with tree sprites, which became Christianized as angels. Now, trees are laced with LEDs, or remade from nylon and fibreoptics - as white as spacesuits. Imagine the quantities of artificial nature stockpiled in distribution centres, ready for shipping. Imagine if hillsides were planted with colour cycling synthetic forests. Imagine birds nests lit in washes of magenta and cyan tinted rabbit warrens. What kind of electric fairy stories would emerge from this unnatural forest? Maybe it's because there are less real snowflakes that we need to make decorative ones. Climate change is altering iconic winter landscapes. North of forty degrees north latitude, the growing season for vegetation has increased by several days. The artic is becoming greener. The ice cap is thinning. There are predictions that the arctic could be completely ice-free during summer months by 2060. In the Alps, average temperatures have risen by up to 3C over the last century during the winter months at 1800 meters. A lack of snowfall in some regions has exacerbated the problems to the skiing industry. Even the snow canons, which blast artificially created snow over the pistes to augment natural precipitation can't fix it when temperatures are above zero. Each winter, you can, like at many other places, skate on a temporary ice rink at Somerset House. What's different here is that it is just yards away from the old banks of the Thames. Since the construction of the new London Bridge and the Embankment, the rivers increased speed has stopped it freezing over. 200 years previously, it was the site of the Frost Fairs, which took place on the frozen river. The idea still persists, wearing rented ice skates, standing on ice frozen by a grid of pipes pumped through with brinewater cooled to -9 degrees by evaporating Freon. If the environment and landscape is shifting and changing, it's perhaps no wonder that we attempt to invoke certainty through other means: nativity scenes, shop window displays, and seasonal blockbusters. But it's not just these obviously ephemeral things. The line between strictly decorative items and real, proper objects becomes blurred. Think of the winter coats you might find yourself wearing: This winter might find you in some kind of military inspired trench coat - a perverse nostalgia for the certain horror of the First World war. Vogue tells us that other autumn/winter 2005 trends include other wintry visions: Victorian and Imperial Russian. Alternatively, you might well find yourself sporting a high tech jacket featuring breathable fabrics, with coatings, laminates, insulation, even Bluetooth control of your phone or MP3 player buried deep in your pockets. These items invoke the security of protection though engineering. Certainty through technology. These things aren't just protecting you from the environment. They are protection against what you imagine winter to be. Simulations of future climate change are running on the computer systems of university research departments. Equations represent the physical processes of the climate, and the maths charts possible futures versions of the earth. As they cycle through seasons, winters change. The United Nations' Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change projects that global temperatures will rise an additional 1.6 to 5.5 degrees Celsius by the century's end. What these winters will look like is probably not part of these simulations. What new meanings will we attach to winter? What new significance will it gain? As actual winter shrinks and technology reduces its impact, we have expanded its simulation - an artificial Narnia applied to a warming planet. We have found ourselves redesigning winter, both intentionally and accidentally. Winter has become biggest, most ambitious design project we've ever undertaken.
It's hard to imagine that all that stuff is really happening, even if you lay out apples, oranges, melons, tennis and basketballs balls as planets with marbles for moons, and shine a torch in place of the sun. On earth, all we see are the side effects: Day and night. Warm or cold. Summer or winter. Our experience of the universe is comparable to an ant walking across a page of novel: Patches of dark and light with no way to piece them together. Before we knew why and how the seasons changed, the mystery started making us act strangely.
The significance of winter first came from our rumbling stomachs. Seasonal plants had died, and the animals who ate those plants hibernating or not reproducing. Food was scarce.
We extend our artificial winters: Harrods opens its Christmas shop in august, mince pies are on the supermarket shelves in September, Christmas singles are plotted in spring. Meanwhile, winter itself is shrinking. Research into climate change shows how autumn and spring are eroding either end of winter. Many European plants flower a week earlier than they did in the 1950s and lose their leaves 5 days later. Biologists report that many birds and frogs are breeding earlier in the season. An analysis of 35 non-migratory butterfly species showed that two-thirds now range 2 to 150 miles farther north than they did a few decades ago. The spring ice thaw in the Northern Hemisphere occurs 9 days earlier than it did 150 years ago, and the autumn freeze now typically starts 10 days later.
Our representations of these wintry scenes become stronger, denser and more hysterical just as their reality is threatened.
Landscapes are as much about imagination as they are geography. The landscapes we draw and make of winter are not quite illustrations. These winter wonderland scenes freeze moments when the world looks new and fresh: coated with overnight snow; icicles glistening in the winter sun; the crystalline patterns of snowflakes. That freshness is a brief glimpse of what we imagine nature to be: an idealised version of nature before man. The myths of Eden and Arcadia served previous generations as visions of the world before the fall. Frosty the Snowman does the same thing for us.
What we are seeing now is the result of the greenhouse gases emitted up till 1968, because the climate takes about 30 years to catch up. If its true the effect of todays pollution will not become apparent till about 2030. Culturally, the lag is less predictable.
Posted by anothersam at October 17, 2005 1:14 PM.
Contents:
More Scenes In Cartoon Deserta
Generic Powerpoint Template: Delivering Bad News
The Best New Building In London
Book Review: The Infrastructural City
The Michael Jackson Monument Design Competition
Now Showing: John Baldessari Sings Sol LeWitt
Obscure Design Typologies: Life Guard Chairs
Osama bin Laden Cigarette Lighter: Novelty Products as Congealed Culture
Absurd Car Crashes: A Eulogy for J.G. Ballard
Now Showing: Dan Grahams 'Rock My Religion'
This Concrete 'O': On Serotonin, the M25, and the Motorik Picturesque
Church of the Literal Narrative
Philadelphias Floating Architecture
Now Viewing: Married To The Eiffel Tower
Le Corbusiers Image Hoard: Poeme Electronique
Giant American Signs: Original Learning from Las Vegas Footage
Giant Soviet Signs Cut Into Forests
Bricks Melted Into Icicles: Napalm Decorative
C-Labs 'Unfriendly Skies' & 'Bootleg' Volume
2 The Lighthouse: Self Storage & Architectural Hallucinations
Ceci N'Est Pas Une Pipe: Infrastructure as Architectural Subconcious.
Viva Sectional Cinematography!
Now Showing: The Installation of an Irreversible Axis on a Dynamic Timeline
Sim Seasons Greetings! The Rise of Neo-Winter
Geography in Bad, Festive Drag.
Simulations of Industry: High Tech Architecture and Thatcherism
From The Factory to the Allotment: Tony Wilson, Urbanist
Koolhaas HouseLife / Gan Eden: The Revenge of Architectural Media
Ruburb-ric: The Ecologies of the Farnsworth House
Telly Savalas Looks At Birmingham Redux
Acts of Un-Building: Timelapse Demolitions
Yard Filth: Next Years Hot Look
Stonehenge: A Black Hole At The Heart Of British Architecture
The Popemobile: Mechanised Robes & Motorised Architecture
The Secret Language of Surface
Information Fields: Agriculture as Media
My Bloody Valentine: Sound as Substance
A Cubist Copse: Gehrys Serpentine Pavilion
Spouting Off: Some Thoughts On The Fountainhead
Form Follows Dysfunction: Bad Construction & The Morality of Detail
Vintage Tradeshow Surrealism: International Grune Woche
Moving Houses: Buildings In Motion
Desktop Study: The Strange World of Sports Studio Design
Married to the Eiffel Tower: More Objectum Sexuals
60 Years of The Crazy Horse Memorial
Married to the Berlin Wall: "The Best and Sexiest Wall Ever Existed!"
Inflatable Icebergs: Sublimated Guilt Has Never Been So Fun
The Cinderella Effect: Phantom Architectures of Illumination
Two Deaths and a Retirement: The Strange Shape of British Architecture
If London Were Like New York: Antique Schizo-Manhattanism
If London Were Like Venice: Antique Geo-Poetic Speculations and Hydro-Fantasy
41 Hours in an Elevator: The Movie
NASA: Mapping the Moon with Sport
Lemon Squeezy: Design Tendencies after the Juicy Salif
The Nihilistic Beauty of Weapons Arranged in Patterns
Dogs: Britains Greatest Design Obsession
Detroit Sucks: The Motor Shows Last Gasp
Authentic Replicas: Football and the Franchising of Place
Folk Football: Landscape, Space and Abstraction
A Wishing Well with a Fat Up Pipe
The Camoufluers and the Day-Glo Battleship
Pseudoccino: Instant Coffee Foam
Blown Up: More Inflatable Military Stuff
On Christmas Trees, Folk Forests and Staples Office Supplies
Hampton Courts Shrouded Sculptures
Named Fabric: 20 Sponsored Pieces of Architecture at the New Museum
Form Follows Felony: The Secret Home of the Un-Dead Canoeist.
Architectural Magazines: Paranoid Beliefs, Public Autotheraphy - More on Clip/Stamp/Fold
James Bond Lives Next Door: Suburban Imagery as Industry
The Ghost of Christmas Futurism
Chapters for an Imaginary Book About Architecture
Shrouded Plinth - Urban Striptease
In the Night Garden - Surreal Landscape of Nostalgia
Kim Jong II, The Great Architect
Place Faking: Instant Heritage for the Thames Gateway
The Marc Bolan Memorial Crash Barrier.
Enjoy The Silence: Bose Noise Cancelling Headphones
Telly Savalas Looks At Birmingham
In Search of Britains Vehicular History
Scary Suburbanism: Why Horror is at Home in the Suburbs
I Like Your Manifesto, Lets Put it to the Test-o
How to Become a Famous Architect
Northampton - Sci-fi Pop Planning Promotion
Advertising Central Milton Keynes
The Velvet Underground at the Glass House
Duplikate: Kate Moss on the Production Line of Individuality
Hollow Inside: Starbucks Foam and the Rise of Ambiguous Materials
Revisions to the Architecture of Hell
Crufts: Dogs, Design and Aesthetic Genetics
Eos Airlines: Executive Bubbles over the Atlantic
Google Earths Vertiginous Mapping
Church of the Ascension and Descension
Reyner Banham Loves Los Angeles
Reading Lines: Skateboarding and Public Space
Chris Cornish: Prototyping History
The Most Visited Location in the UK
Anything to Feel Weightless Again: The Cargo Lifter and the Tropical Island Resort
'Its beauty will know no season'
2000 Years of Non Stop Nostalgia. Or How Half Timbering Made Me Whole Again.
Backpeddling into the Future: The Historical-Futurism of British Architecture
Miss Selfridges' Feeling for Fake Snow. The Oxford St. Lights and Why We Need Artificial Winter
New Tory Logo: A Hazy Shade of Politics
Jeff Koons, Rem Koolhaas, Hans Ulrich Obrist at the Serpentine
Celebrity Scents: The Bittersweet Smell of Success
Imperfect Pitch - Football, Space and Landscape
Product Placement: Making the Impossible Possible
Suburban Growth: Matthew Moores Field of Dreams
Perfect Sound Forever: The Secret Function of High End Stereos
A Little Light Product Placement
Some Advice To A Young Designer
Useless Proclamations for a Beautiful City
Topsy Turvy VSBA: Inverted Heros of an Upside Down Avant Guard
Everything Flows: ideological cartography
How Geostationary Was My Valley?
The Psychotic Utopia of the Suburbs and the Suburbanisation of War.
In a Lonely Place - Under Construction
Mach 3 Nitro Gel - Design that's foaming at the mouth.
Marchitecture. Architectural things to do in London this March
What happens when you cross a pen with a car?
Football Pitch: Best of British
The First Cut is the Cheapest - Blenheim Palace: pop architecture that goes for the jugular
Holiday Snap II : Giant Glowing French Balls
Holiday Snap: Canadian War Memorial, Vimy, France
Anatomy of an Architectural News Story
Its All About the Big Benjamins
Poundbury, unexpectedly, in the rain
The Exploding Concrete Inevitable. Lou Reed and the Casa da Musica
Untitled (Plastic Sack and Timber)
Berlin 1945 - The Obscene Picturesque
Interview: Jeremy Deller & Alan Kane
An Incredible Smell of Roasting Coffee
Langlands & Bell - The House of Osama Bin Laden
Architectural Criticism gets Sharp
Venturi, Scott Brown and my love that dare not speak its name.
Douglas Coupland: Design and Fiction
Christopher Dresser at the V&A
Fugitives and Refugees' - Chuck Palahniuk
Just What is it That Makes Yesterdays Homes So Different, So Appealing?
Everything Counts - The Sound of Geography Collapsing.
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